β ALL JINGLE. NO CHILL. β
CHRISTMASis coming in hot.
Santaβs on the decks. The elves are unhinged. Youβve been warned.
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DESTINATION: DECEMBER 25 β’ 00:00:00 β’ YOUR LOCAL TIME
+ ELF RAVE
WORKSHOP PRODUCTIVITY: 0%
WORKSHOP PRODUCTIVITY: 0%
SANTA.EXE +
FESTIVE SYSTEMS: OVERLOADED
MOVE YOUR MOUSE. SANTAβS WATCHING.
FESTIVE SYSTEMS: OVERLOADED
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NICE LIST STATUS: QUESTIONABLEMERRY EVERYTHING. APOLOGIES TO YOUR NEIGHBORS.EST. 1986 β¦ REBOOTED 2026